اصطلاحات پزشکی از زبان بیسواد آمریکایی


Anally.........Occuring Annualy
Antibody............Against Everyone.
Artery..........The study of paintings.
Bacteria........Back door to cafeteria.
Bandages.....The Rolling Stones
Barium........What doctors do when patients die.
Benign........What you be after you be eight.
Bleed the gizzard.....Need to go to the bathroom.
Botulism.........Tendency to make mistakes.
Bowel..............Letters like A, E, I, O, or U.
Cesarean Section....A district in Rome.
Catscan"CT scan"..........Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize........Made eye contact with her.
Colic..........A sheep dog.
Coma............A punctuation mark.
Congenital.....Friendly.
Cortizone......The local courthouse.
D&C...........Where Washington is.
Dilate.............To live long.
Diaphram........A drawing in Geometry.
Dystophy.......An award
Enema..........Not a friend.
Enteritis.............A penchant for burglary.
ER...........The things on your head that you hear with.
Fester........Quicker than someone else.
Fetus..........A character in Gunsmoke.
Fibula.........A small lie.
Fibrillate.......To tell lies
Genital..........Non-Jewish person.
Genes............Blue denim slacks.
G.I. Series.......World Series of military baseball.
Grippe...........What you do to a suitcase.
Hangnail.....What you hang your coat on.
Hemorrhoid.......A male from outer space.
Herpes......What women do in the ladies room.



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